Welcome to the exciting world of opinions!

Ah, opinions. They're what make life exciting. They're what set me apart from you. They're what cause wars. They're what win court cases.

Opinions can be fun and exhilirating to have, but they can also cause problems and be a pain in the ass. If you have an opinion, you have two choices:

1. Express it and go all out. Defend your opinion with every bone in your body, but don't be so close-minded that you don't listen to someone else's opinion.

2. Shut your damn trap! If you're not going to do the above, just keep your mouth closed.

Now, who doesn't want to hear my opinion? Okay, all of you that just raised your hand, leave and never come back. You won't like it here. If you're too ignorant and close-minded to hear my opinion, you might as well build yourself a hut on a hillside and grow a beard because this world is built on opinions. You won't survive if you don't have one, and you won't survive if you don't listen to others.

So now that you know what this place is all about, you can either take door number 1, which takes you to the real world full of millions of scary people with their own opinions, or you can take door number two which takes you to my world, full of millions of scary people with their own opinions. What's the difference, you ask? There isn't one.

Your world is the same as mine which is the same as everyone else's. That's one thing that unites us all, and that is probably the only thing. You will learn through my opinions and I'm sure many others that we are all different, and we all like to express ourselves differently. You may think you are just like someone, but in reality (a place I like to avoid), you are completely different.

Am I scaring you yet? No? Darn...I'm not trying hard enough. My point here isn't to make you angry or upset, although I'm sure many of you will be. It's just to express one more opinion, out of the billions in the world, and take you into the dark and scary world of, well, me!

If you think you're ready, strap on your backpack and hop on the bus, it's going to be a long ride!